im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

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"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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I opened my door for you and you came in and burned my house down. my lungs are filling with smoke but i cant leave (via insanosylum)


(via jasonguy)

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Homesick // ADTR
I had to buy it I couldn’t resist